Toys & Games From Gears Out on Amazon

WHO DOESN’T ENJOY A GLOWING DILL-DOUGH? – When you’re stressed to the max, the mere thought of a handful of super deluxe, glow-in-the-dark Dill Dough is enough for most people to relax on the spot! The fun, new, clear lid allows the dough to soak up light. Then, when you hit the lights, squish your anxiety away with a healthy dose of brilliant green, dill-scented, glowing stress putty!

FUNNY PICKLE GIFTS FOR THE WIN – Glow in the Dark Dill Dough Stress Relief Putty is the best stocking stuffer for women and adults, because it’s weird, dilly, unexpected, and sure to bring a surprised smile to even the sourest face. There’s never been a fun pickle gift like this before!

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Tease it ‘til you tame it, and you’ll feel so much better.

SWEETS CAN’T RELAX YOU LIKE A GOOD HANDFUL OF DILL-DOUGH – When you’re stressed to the max, eating your feelings won’t be half as invigorating as a relaxing session with your Dill-Dough! Squish your anxiety away with a healthy dose of green, dill-scented stress putty!

FUNNY PICKLE GIFTS FOR THE WIN – Dill Dough Stress Relief Putty is the best stocking stuffer for women and adults, because it’s weird, dilly, unexpected, and sure to bring a smile to even the most sour face. There’s never been a funny pickle gift like this before!

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Tease it ‘til you tame it, and you’ll feel so much better.

MAGICAL UNICORN SOCKS GO WITH EVERYTHING - Like real unicorns, these unicorn hair socks go with everything. Suit and tie? Yoga pants and hoodie? Tutu and coconut bra? Check, check, and check! They’re always the perfect fit for any look!

CUTE UNICORN GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION - Unicorn socks fit every gift-giving situation. Birthdays, holidays, white elephant parties, office gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, Valentine’s Day and Easter…you can’t go wrong with this adorable unicorn idea.

EASY CARE INSTRUCTIONS - Machine wash on cold setting and allow to air dry to keep those luscious locks looking great.

UNIQUE GIFT THAT OOZES FUN FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief from a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.

IT EVEN GLOWS IN THE DARK – Navigating stormy seas is a part of adulthood for everyone, so Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty will come in handy for men and women. The holidays are sure to get off to a mind-blowing start when friends or family find this stimulating surprise in their stockings.

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, white putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow.

HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Everyone, everywhere has made the unfortunate mistake of waiting a moment too long. Give all the hard-to-buy-for folks on your shopping list a pack of useful Did I Just Shit My Pants Wet Wipes.

A HEALTHY DOSE OF POTTY HUMOR – Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling with laughter, they’re also handy, powerful wipes. Who doesn’t love a gift that’s hysterical and useful too?

A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Shit My Pants Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

GRAB ONE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - Protect Everyone in the Family with Extreme Blowout Prevention

NEVER RISK A BLOWOUT AGAIN - An Advancement in Shart Technology

HIDE THAT SHART - Innovative Easy Change Design

HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – Inspiring unexpected fits of laughter brightens everyone’s day. Surprise someone with this hilarious package of Crusty Cock Wipes, and the room is sure to explode with laughter.

A HEALTHY DOSE OF ROOSTER HUMOR – Not only is this funny gift for men sure to catch your friends off guard and have them rolling, they’re also awesome moist wipes. No pain, all gain.

A FUNNY COCK GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Crusty Cock Wipes are a hilariously surprising addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

HILARIOUS STOCKING HAT DESIGN – Treat the twins to a stylish set of these classically-designed, red knit stocking caps which feature spiffy white puffs for some added flair.

A WARM GIFT TO BUST OUT FOR ANY OCCASION – The Ta-Ta Toaster is this winter’s HOTTEST NOVELTY GIFT for women. Give this weird gag gift for her birthday, anniversary, or favorite holiday!

NOVELTY USE ONLY

SATISFACTION STARTS WITH A GOOD DILL-DOUGH – When you’re stressed to the max, nothing is half as invigorating as a long, relaxing session with a good, stiff Pink Dill-Dough! Squeeze your anxiety away with a healthy dose of pink, glow-in-the-dark, dill-sprinkled stress putty. Lights on or off is totally up to you – either way, your dill dough will deliver a fun, feminine experience for one.

WEIRD PICKLE GAG GIFTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY – Pink Dill Dough Stress Reliever Putty is the best stocking stuffer for women and adults, because it’s a dill-filled surprise that is sure to deliver belly laughs at any occasion! There’s never been a funny pickle gift like this before!

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Tease it ‘til you tame it and let that dill-licious relaxation bring back your bliss.

FUN STOCKING STUFFERS FOR ADULTS AND KIDS – This fun, gender neutral gift is the perfect choice for shark fans of all ages. Shark Snot Fidget Putty is a weird gag gift to find in a stocking, but it is also useful for relaxing away some anxiety through therapeutic play with shark-themed goo. Who wouldn’t want some?

FIERCELY FUN GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This savagely awesome gift for kids and adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, get wells, or just because someone could use cheering up. This wild novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, blue putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands.

PERFECT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS AND ADULT GIFT EXCHANGES – Pussy Poots Cotton Candy is a hilarious grown up gift that will add a jaw-dropping surprise to care packages, grab bag presents, Christmas gift exchanges, and adult stockings for men and women.

A SURPRISING SNACK THAT WILL TICKLE ‘EM PINK – After the laughs die down, that lucky somebody will enjoy 1 ounce of puffy, pink cotton candy. It’s the perfect sweet snack to crack them up and satisfy a naughty craving at the same time.

MADE IN AMERICA – Feline fanny fun everywhere!

CLEAN HUMOR GAG GIFT FOR ANY AGE OR OCCASION – Anyone and everyone can give and receive a Deluxe Box of Nothing for any occasion. Cranky teens and stubborn parents alike can all learn a lesson about saying what they would really like for holidays, birthdays, or any other gift-giving occasion.

100% USELESS GUARANTEE: This funny novelty gift is completely useless, just like asking that special someone what they want.

MEASURES APPROXIMATELY 5.5 INCHES X 4 INCHES – The best thing about the Deluxe Nothing model is that it’s compact enough for a stocking stuffer yet holds all the nothing you desire to put into it. So much win in one gift box!

NEVER RISK A BLOWOUT AGAIN – If you live in constant fear of booty betrayal, Emergency Shart Snatchers are just what the doctor ordered.

MADE IN THE USA

FOR NOVELTY PURPOSE ONLY

SLOTHS ARE JUST AWESOME – It’s a sloth. Do you even need another reason for buying this? They’re the cutest animals on the planet with the best attitude ever. They look stoned 24-hours a day and have the munchies all the time. Who wouldn’t want to be a sloth? Sloth Dreams Patience Putty is the closest thing you can get…legally.

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE AND KEEPS YOU FROM THROAT-PUNCHING – We’ve all had that fantasy where the blowhard from work won’t shut up, and you just punch him so hard he drops like a brick. In the real world, that’s called assault and generally frowned upon in both the business and legal communities. Sloth Dreams Patience Putty keeps you from throat-punching, and lets you keep that 401K funded.

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically sloth essence in a tin that fits in your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.

REUSABLE DONALD TRUMP POSTER - The glossy Trump poster can be kept and displayed or given to the winner as a hysterical prize.

THE ULTIMATE DONALD TRUMP GAG GIFT – Measuring 18” X 26”, there’s a whole lot to enjoy through the election season and beyond.

FUNNY POLITICAL GIFT – This adult party game is also makes a funny political gift for Democrats and Republicans.

Completely, 100% useless, like asking him what he wants

Makes fun out of nothing at all

Clear gift box display of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

CUTE GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – Animal lovers of all types will love this funny pack of moist wipes. Surprise pet owners, pet-sitters, dog walkers, and vet staff with this adorable package of Bunny Butt Wipes. They’ll be totally tickled by this thoughtful novelty gift.

FUNNY AND USEFUL NOVELTY GIFT – Not only is this funny gift for animal lovers sure to catch your friends off guard and give them a giggle, they’re also totally useful wipes. Hilarious and handy are a winning combo.

A FUNNY RABBIT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Bunny Butt Wipes are a light-hearted addition to Easter baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

AVOID WRINKLES, THERE’S A BEAVER FOR THAT – Don’t risk crow’s feet or frown lines over rampant stupidity. There’s a beaver for that! A well-placed Angry Beaver plush can display all the hostility you desire without ever having to muster an unflattering facial expression that could leave unsightly lines.

PERSONALIZE THIS FUNNY BEAVER GAG GIFT – The hilarious, customizable gift tag is specially designed for you to give your Angry Beaver her very own irate identity. You can name her, give her a birthday, and share her pet peeves and hobbies. Make it as funny or nasty as you want - your beaver, your business.

INCLUDES DETACHABLE PLUSH WOOD LOG – When your beaver isn’t in the mood for wood, pull off the offending faux log and set it aside. When she’s hungry for some, pop it back onto the tab, and she’s good to go. WIELD THE POWER OF THE BEAVER!

DON’T BLOW YOUR WEDDING DIET, SQUEEZE YOUR WAY TO CALM – Don’t treat wedding stress with a trip to the nearest vending machine! That candy bar is great in the moment, but alterations are no joke. Instead, grab your Bridezilla Stress Putty and squeeze away your anxiety with a healthy dose of glittery, girly stress relief dough!

FUNNY BRIDAL SHOWER GIFTS FOR THE BRIDE – Even if she’s been the sweetest bride-to-be ever, some gentle ribbing is always fun at her Bridal Shower. Don’t Be A Bridezilla Stress Relief Putty is a giggle-worthy way to say, “Congratulations, girl.” It’s the perfect blend of wedding humor and thoughtful stress reliever, making it a must-have for any bride. Every time she reaches for her Bridezilla tin, she’ll know you always have her back.

SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: She can release tension as she loosens the specially formulated putty by squeezing and kneading it in her hands. Every bride can use a gold glitter, slow-release support system that fits in her purse.