Blue Q Buying Guide & Brand Review (April 2024 Updated)

Blue Q Socks, Women's Crew, Ringmaster of The Shit Show (Orange) (Women's Shoe Size 5-10)

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Ringmaster of the Shit Show Women's Crew Socks from Blue Q: Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Top Quality: This pair of Blue Q Socks is woven from 63% soft, luxurious combed cotton, 35% nylon for strength, and 2% spandex for long-lasting fun. Imported.

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Blue Q Socks, Women's Crew, I'm A Delicate F--king Flower Women's shoe size 5-10(One size)

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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower: gentle and caring and tough as nails when necessary. You too?

Very Best Quality: Woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun.

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Blue Q Socks, Women's Ankle, Super F--king Awesome, Women's Shoe Size 5-10

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SUPER FUCKING AWESOME: not just plain old awesome. You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it!

VERY BEST QUALITY: this pair of Blue Q Women's Ankle Socks is woven from 52 % nylon for strength, 47% soft, luxurious combed cotton, and 1% spandex for long-lasting fun. Imported. They measure 9.5"h x 3.25" w.

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Blue Q Socks, Men's Crew, This Meeting is Bulls--t Size 7-12

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THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT: The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks

Machine Washable

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Blue Q Oven Mitt, Droppin' a New Recipe on Your Ass, super-insulated quilting, natural-fitting shape, 100% cotton

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DROPPIN' A NEW RECIPE ON YOUR ASS: A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins.

VERY BEST QUALITY: Features an all-cotton, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich colors.

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Blue Q Oven Mitt, Bitch I Am the Secret Ingredient, Super-Insulated Quilting, Natural-Fitting Shape, 100% Cotton

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BITCH I AM THE SECRET INGREDIENT: Well it certainly isn't saffron or paprika.

VERY BEST QUALITY: Features an all-cotton, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich vibrant colors. Pairs nicely with our dish towel of the same name.

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Blue Q Oven Mitt, I'll Feed All You Fuckers. Super-insulated quilting, natural-fitting shape, 100% cotton, 12.5"h x 7.5"w

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I'LL FEED ALL YOU FUCKERS: If he grills like he's got 6 arms, doesn't he deserve one of these?

VERY BEST QUALITY: Features an all-cotton, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich colors.

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BLUE Q Evidence Zipper Pouch, 1 EA

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Evidence Zipper Pouch: NOTICE: Do not tamper with contents! This is not a toy. In case of extreme curiosity, persons may inspect contents in the following non-touch manners: smelling, shaking, listening to, and/or speaking with.

Very Best Quality: This Blue Q Zipper Pouch is strong, sturdy, and built to last. Corral the clutter! This is the ultimate bag to organize your bigger bag. Stow your makeup, pencils, checkbook, receipts, travel docs, and more. It's chunky zipper and rugged material make it perfect for years of service.

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Blue Q Man with A Pan Oven Mitt, 1 EA

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MAN WITH A PAN: Why do all the other oven mitts out there think men belong on grill duty….period. If you know your way around a kitchen this is a quality oven mitt you'll appreciate.

VERY BEST QUALITY: Features an all-cotton, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich colors.

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Blue Q Woven Jacquard Dish Towel, The Food Has Weed in It. Funny, Functional and Fabulous, 100% Cotton, Soft, Super-Absorbent, 28 x 21

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THE FOOD HAS WEED IN IT: Well, that's a sign you don’t see at a pot luck dinner. Well, not until lately. This towel is both funny and fabulous.

VERY BEST QUALITY: Made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton. Features luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread colors create the design on this towel for a sweet look and a soft feel.

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Blue Q Funny Woven Dish Towel, 100% Cotton, Soft, Super-Absorbent (Hangry)

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HANGRY: So hungry that's you're getting kinda angry = Hangry; You better start eating before you cross over

Super Soft

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Blue Q I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt, 1 EA

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I'VE GOT A KNIFE! I'm not saying I'm going to use it, but I got one!

HEAVY DUTY: Fun but ready to rumble. Features an all-cotton, comfy, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich vibrant colors. 12.5"h x 7.5"w

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Blue Q Oven Mitt, Oops I'm Drunk, super-insulated quilting, natural-fitting shape, 100% cotton

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OOPS, I'M DRUNK. Looks like the wine in Wine & Dine got away from me. Oops.

VERY BEST QUALITY: Features an all-cotton, comfy, natural-fitting shape. The inside has extra-quilted insulation, so hands stay cool. Screen-printed in rich vibrant colors. 12.5"h x 7.5"

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Blue Q Women's Crew Socks ~ Go Away, I'm Introverting. (fit shoe size 5-10)

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GO AWAY, I'M INTROVERTING: If you like spending your day with me, myself, and I we've got you.

VERY BEST QUALITY: Blue Q Socks are woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun.

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Made From Scratch Oven Mitt by Blue Q. Super-insulated quilting, natural-fitting shape, 100% cotton.